returns

today, black friday, i stupidly decided to return some things to walmart. as i was standing in the usual LONG line, i was humored by the old couple in front of me. They somehow succeeded in returning a bouquet of flowers that they told the woman they had bought 3 weeks earlier and had died!! hello! how do people get away with this stuff. one things for sure the couple's probably loaded after all their returns. maybe i'll start a new career of returning. although that would require more patience than i have i'm sure.