today is my last day childless (during the day at least). i took full advantage of it by going to panera and having breakfast with the paper and the sunshine! so relaxing!
then i went over to kohl's because sophia overnight grew out of all her clothes! she still only wants to wear dresses but the ones in her closet don't even reach her mid-thigh today! how does this happen?
having lots of time on my hands i was browsing around for me too. it got depressing though when i realized i shouldn't be shopping in the juniors section anymore. the shorts are just too short and the pants are too skinny. the shirts are made for busty teeny bops dieting on the hormone additive foods of today. right? that has to explain why all these teenage girls have such big boobs. we didn't have those girls when i went to school. it has to be the food?
anyway i buzzed through the juniors section and reluctantly headed to the misses (is that what its called?).shopping amongst the other old, frumpy, not so skinny ladies i started getting bummed out and realized i hate shopping! i wasn't in the mood to try anything on anyway so i just bought some earrings and left the store brainstorming ideas of how i can back into my short shorts oh yeah and later i'll begin researching what foods i need to eat to get those big teenage boobs. any suggestions?
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You are shopping at the wrong store!!
Your boobs will get bigger when you get fat, so just gain a lot of weight and stop being so sporty! (but then you also have to deal with the muffin top...)
And you can always buy some too! Gravity has no effect on those when you get older ;)
I love push up bras...padded ones. And I shop for my jeans at Hollister, to be 'hip', but my shirts at TJ Maxx and Marshalls...hip but cheaper and they fit!!!!!!!
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